(This is like the Twitter of the LotF island...)
Jack-
Its morning.. im bored... There is uneaten fruit beside me that Roger got me, now rotting and little bugs are crowding around. I think ill name one Steve... Yes.. Steve...
Ralph-
Another day on the island of misery and undesirable contents of limited obedience. Piggy is making me say that, the bloody smart ass-mar... What the heck is "obedience" anyway... I just left the hut and now I dont know what to do. :<. I cant swim or have fun because of the fire..... and no ones helping me... and piggy is crippled due to his MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FLAB GIGGLING WHEREVER I GO.
Simon-
I gots no sleep today. Exploring the island fun. A tree came and talked to me again too. It was ever so wizard. Tree told me that ralph was a very gay person, standing on his head and all, making jack cry and becoming chief. He is a very gay person indeed. Very gay.. quite gay... I wish I was as gay as him. If i were as gay as him i would be beautiful. Being gay is beautiful, because you are so joyful when you are gay... I think i will go talk to the tree again. The tree must be a gay tree.. because it is so beautiful...
Jack-
Poop. All im saying... Smells like meat... Oh wait.... ....
Piggy-
Cant. Get... Up... Flab.. ever so... heavy.... Ralph! Please help me grope for a support!
Roger-
Jack rejected my fruit. I think ill go to my emo corner now....
Ralph-
I wish i was home with daddy... This wood is heavy and im already tired... my heart hurts too... Something smells like grim behind me...
Piggy-
Ralph says i smell like grim. My feeling are hurt. He didnt snuggle with me yesterday either... even though I was cold.
Jack-
Hhehehehhehehhhhh ehehe hehehhehehehe my skin is softtttttt
Jack-
BLOODY 'ELL Percival hacked my post. I think Ill ask roger to sharpen a stick on both ends... (read: and find percival's lodgement)
Roger-
Theres nothing to do on this island.... so i think ill write a poem.
Roses are the color of my furious raging heart that craves the darkness of earths mass
Violets make me feel like regurgitating my of organic fibered- tissues of my colossal clot of cellular matter through my esophagus
Im emo.
Simon-
Tree didnt talk to me this time. So i will visit coconut. I passed Johnny on the way. He was looking gay. This made me happy seeing gay children, so i skipped to the beach. Then bumped into piggy. His flab sent me flying. It wasnt fun.
Roger-
I hate my poem.
Ralph-
Maurice keeps asking me for some extra wood. Says is for hunter purposes. I didnt give it to him. Collect your own.
Jack-
Maurice came crying to me and I had to rub his tummy to calm him down... I dont know why it makes him shut up but if it makes him shut up, ill do it.... or get roger to....
Roger-
I hate rubbing maurices tummy....
Maurice-
8D
Piggy-
Im hungry and its going to get dark soon. I still havent made my sundial though, but i should and 'ah shall. Littluns keep taking fruit from me, so i hid it in mah pants. I came across roger in the shadow and he made a horrible glare at me. I dont know why. Then he came close to mah face and told me to not copy him and took a vine and smacked me 'cross the face. It hurt. 8<.
Ralph-
I feel bad for piggy. The fire is going good and Im an inch away from it and it feels as though my body is burning up, but i love it. Its warmth.. its love.....
Simon-
Its getting dark and the littluns are clinging to me again. I already got them fruit. What do they want from me.....
Jack-
Gonna kill da pig... mmmmmm.. yeah... gonna cut her throat... mmmm uh huh.... gonna bash her in.... were gonna get batty.. uh huh... yeah... ............ WHERE ARE YOU PIGS??!!
Roger-
Im next to Jack and we are hunting. I now officially hate piggy with all the darkness in my heart.. I need to kill a pig. I get a special excitement when i stick my spear (cencor)
Piggy-
My cheek hurts and I cant find Ralph anywhere an its getting ever so dark. I munched on fruit for a while and now what chronic diarrhea even though i carefully selected my fruit. How is that possible? I dunno. Percival was in them hut crying and talkin' to 'em self again. Then he started hyperventilating and i went in there 'n asked what was wrong n he had the look of beauty and wonder in his eyes and was clung to them hut....
Simon-
Percival is gay because he loves the hut. Its a fact.
Roger-
Didnt find a pig. Instead we found that Jack got roundworm.
Ralph-
Night is here, the fire's going.. i could stay here a while... If i could pat the fire I would...
Simon-
Ralph is gay because he loves the fire... Its a fact.
Jack-
Im reading these comments above and Simon is driving me nuts. I think as head boy I'll go and take down his account... I think I will.
Simon-
Jack is gay because he loves nuts...... Its a fact...--------
Jack-
Ok I deleted it. I gave his account to Robert.
Robert-
........................... ......................... Here yeah go simon.. i could care less for this junk.. Thank you Robert! Robert makes me gay.
Jack-
>8D robert.... Im calling roger...
Piggy-
My flab is red and itchy. Henry told me that rolling in them leaves over there would make me like all the other boys and help my asthma.
Ralph-
Sux 2 ur Ass-Mar.
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